Would you?

So here’s my idea of a wedding proposal:  it’s the time of year, or any occasion when you’re supposed to be given presents, best time is your birthday!  You’ll have a little private party with your closest friends and they’re all accomplices of your boyfriend.  

First they get you a little drunk; enough to make you loosen up, enough that you already let your guards down and emotions are no longer bottled up.  Party, party! 

And so it’s time to open up your presents, they strategically let you open the random gifts that are from them; you gamely pose on each one of the present revealed, so cameras are clicking everywhere.  And then you open the “best” gift, it’s just a plain looking shirt…with a big “?” print in front, then you’re clueless and maybe a little disappointed, and then they let you wear the shirt and took a photo of you in it…they asked you to turn around took a photo of your back, then show to you the photo, with the words in much smaller caps, “Will you be my MRS…”.  OOOooooh. 

For sure you wouldn't know if it’s supposed to be a joke or something until your boyfriend starts a video call and actually hear and see him asked you the same question.   Let’s see your reaction then.